Thursday, 7 June 2012

Top 5 Best (and by that I mean worst) Pick Up Lines















So are you tired of getting rejected by girls? Well too bad because we have the best pick up lines so you will be remaining a virgin for the foreseeable future.


5. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
 Well that's 5 cents to many





4. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Classy



3.I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
 Win Win


2. Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I've got a Gun
    Get in the Van 
How do You think Shakespeare got girls?



1. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Classic

1 comment:

  1. "I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

    Sounds like a Romney quote.

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