Top 5 wierd Yahoo! Answers questions invlolving penis

So it's that time of the year. questions about the wonderful world of penis. So I've scoured through the internet to find the top 5 most disgustingly funny Yahoo! Answer questions

 5. Penis Howl

 

Now normally I would praise this guy.... Who doesn't want a penis that can release a mating call?

4. UUUUUUUUUUU Crank That Boy!!!!!!!!

 

 Now I don't really want to make fun of this guy..........................................................but it's so tempting?

I didn't even know it was possible to break a penis let alone crank one?

3. Penisphobia

 There are so many phobias out there it's hard to tell how many are real. The sad part is this is actually a real phobia I think called phallaphobia(shitty copy and paste- LIKE A BOSS) 

 

2. You're not weird .....You're just not normal

 

 UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES (PENIS JOKE) SHOULD YOUR PENIS LOOK LIKE MIKEY MOUSE........EVER.

 

 1. CREEPY GUY

 Now this question isn't really that bad ...........................

but the reply is............  

 

YEAH .... Note to self never trust anyone named DAVE