Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Monday, 6 August 2012

The Man-Eating Stone.

The Man-Eating Stone.



Kingdom: Animal
Class: Mammal
Location: Found in tropical locations such as rainforest and the kidneys of middle age men.
Notes: Biological attraction to Muslim women who commit adultery.


The Man Eating Stone know by it's scientific name Rocky Geodude  , The Man Eating Rock has been know to terrorize the marshy environment of East America. Below I have indicated on a world map where Rocky Geodude maybe found.




The above shows the approximate location of the Man Eating Stone.  I have traveled for over 20 years searching for this elusive creature. In the year 2002 I finally discovered one live. I was able to catch a picture of it before it scampered away. I have attached the picture below but be warned it is quite graphic and shouldn't be viewed by children.


Thursday, 7 June 2012

Top 5 Best (and by that I mean worst) Pick Up Lines















So are you tired of getting rejected by girls? Well too bad because we have the best pick up lines so you will be remaining a virgin for the foreseeable future.


5. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
 Well that's 5 cents to many