Killer Mango

Killer Mango

Kingdom: Animal
Class: Mammal
Location: Unknown (possibly a mango tree)
Notes: Known to be self-conscious about body,refuses to remove shirt when going to pool.


The Killer Mango. One of the most feared creatures in Eastern Hemisphere. The Killer Mango (douches mileycyrus) is know for its ferocious attacks on the human population. Very few people have seen one alive............I am one of these people........well ok actually I'm not but I know a guy.




Diet


The Killer Mango is known to rip it's prey apart with its sharp,dagger like teeth, as illustrated below



Because of these teeth the Killer Mango can eat anything but choose to be vegan....because PETA told him too.

Behavior

 Due to a freak accident involving Iron Man all Killer Mangoes have gone extinct and due to the Catholic stance on non-humans, they are most likely in hell. Due to the shortage in Killer Mango women, Killer Mango has become known for his secret affair with Kim Kardashian. 

Due to his affair he has begun a beef/feud with Kim K's boyfriend Kanye West. In response to this Killer Mango has released several dis tracks  such as "Fuck Guava I'm Mango", "I is sexing your girl", and "Killspree Applesauce". Kanye has yet to respond. Will update this as more news comes in ,