Do you look like this?
Would you rather look like this?
If so you like many other people want to become cool. Lucky for you I have discovered the secret to becoming cool in these 5 easy steps.
Step 5. What is "cool"
Before we can fix you, we first need to know what exactly "cool" means. There are a number of misconceptions about what is cool and not, I've outlined them below.
UNCOOL COOL
Step 4. Creating a Posse
Now most cool people never go anywhere by them selves, they usually keep less cool people around to make them look cooler. Now before you start your posse you need to know your level of coolness(as to not get someone cooler than you) I have outlined the level of coolness below
Level 1- You constantly ask inanimate objects for their approval as you have no friends, or don't know how to use the computer or you actually do know how to use the computer but your so uncool even other lonely people on the internet don't want to be friends with you.
Level 2- You have some friends but you pay them to hang out with you.
Level 3 - You are semi-cool because your pretending your sister is your girlfriend.
Level 4 - You are known to everybody as cool, but they don't know your favorite movie is Pretty Woman.
Level 5- You are actually so cool you become a nerd again.
NOTE NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER LET THIS PERSON JOIN YOUR POSSE HE WILL STEAL YOUR GIRL:
Killer Mango
Now that you know the levels of coolness , you need to gather your posse. The best places to look for people less cool than you are the following: Nickleback concert, Justin Bieber fan club, Selena Gomez fan club which is a Justin Bieber fan club by default.
