Killer Mango
Kingdom: Animal
Class: Mammal
Location: Unknown (possibly a mango tree)
Notes: Known to be self-conscious about body,refuses to remove shirt when going to pool.
The Killer Mango. One of the most feared creatures in Eastern Hemisphere. The Killer Mango (douches mileycyrus) is know for its ferocious attacks on the human population. Very few people have seen one alive............I am one of these people........well ok actually I'm not but I know a guy.
Diet
The Killer Mango is known to rip it's prey apart with its sharp,dagger like teeth, as illustrated below
Because of these teeth the Killer Mango can eat anything but choose to be vegan....because PETA told him too.
