Top 5 wierd Yahoo! Answers questions invlolving penis

So it's that time of the year. questions about the wonderful world of penis. So I've scoured through the internet to find the top 5 most disgustingly funny Yahoo! Answer questions

 5. Penis Howl

 

Now normally I would praise this guy.... Who doesn't want a penis that can release a mating call?

4. UUUUUUUUUUU Crank That Boy!!!!!!!!

 

 Now I don't really want to make fun of this guy..........................................................but it's so tempting?