The Man-Eating Stone.
Kingdom: Animal
Class: Mammal
Location: Found in tropical locations such as rainforest and the kidneys of middle age men.
Notes: Biological attraction to Muslim women who commit adultery.
The Man Eating Stone know by it's scientific name Rocky Geodude , The Man Eating Rock has been know to terrorize the marshy environment of East America. Below I have indicated on a world map where Rocky Geodude maybe found.
The above shows the approximate location of the Man Eating Stone. I have traveled for over 20 years searching for this elusive creature. In the year 2002 I finally discovered one live. I was able to catch a picture of it before it scampered away. I have attached the picture below but be warned it is quite graphic and shouldn't be viewed by children.
